No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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