It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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