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Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out

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How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?

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(904): Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out (1-904): How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction? http://tfl.nu/euyr

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she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?

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(860): she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that? http://tfl.nu/vpzp

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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.

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(513): Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies. http://tfl.nu/w2rz

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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready

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(716): An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready http://tfl.nu/od5a

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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?

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who says it cant be both...

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(757): im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever? (804): who says it cant be both... http://tfl.nu/wstu

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period poops. best. ever.

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omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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(831): period poops. best. ever. (925): omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that... http://tfl.nu/lwj4

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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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(404): You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal. http://tfl.nu/0da6

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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.

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(513): Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet. http://tfl.nu/slw0

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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger

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(661): His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger http://tfl.nu/nen0

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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.

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(724): Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips. http://tfl.nu/myh4

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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long

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(410): was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long http://tfl.nu/8pgr

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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.

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(208): Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids. http://tfl.nu/l7h3

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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.

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(860): Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it. http://tfl.nu/t1oh

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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here

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(503): i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here http://tfl.nu/1c81

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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.

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(734): the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity. http://tfl.nu/gric

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