problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?