I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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