I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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