the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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