your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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