Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.