Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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