I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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