I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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