What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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