I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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