I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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