his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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