i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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