stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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