I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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