we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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