I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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