Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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