ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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