FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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