also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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