You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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