i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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