For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I touched a dick in church today
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