Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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