He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
