bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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