You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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