I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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