After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.