let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.