ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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