dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i think i have herpe
just one?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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