He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
organizing the empties. That sober.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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