Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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