then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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