What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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