It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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