OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I FOUND THE LEGS
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize
