Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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