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say what?
wanna hang out?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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