Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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