But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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