I cockslap morals
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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