how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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