We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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