Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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