Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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