So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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