i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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