pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you win again, gameday.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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