I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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