We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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