I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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