I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I need help removing her.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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